"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"
omfg i like how the lady alien is in the same weight class as hot bara alien, like, that’s actually reasonable for once (like how canonically Samus Aran is 6’3” and weighs 200lbs)
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away